The Spirit.... and the top 3 most random things.posted Jan 1st 2009, 6:12PM
Mood: Musical
Music: In the End~Linkin Park
Since I will be moving to South Carolina in the next week, my lovely friends made me a going away party. However, they did not invite everyone. So, I asked my friend who they didnt invite to go to the movies with me as some going awayness. Sooo...he said we should see The Spirit. Alright whatever, I went along with what he wanted to see cuz I pick bad movies. So, we got to the movies a half an hour early. We were the only ones in the theatre. Joy. So Mr. Phyco over there next to me decided that we should most definantly watch Invader Zim until the movie started. I've watched that show maybe twice when I was little and it was on Nicklodean. So I didnt really remember how freakish that show is. Its incredibly RANDOM and FREAKISH. Seriously, the thing was like OH MY GOD A BABY. WHAT DOES IT NO. WE MUST FIND OUT.So then it puts on eyes and hair. Yes, eyes. and hair. And goes to interigate the baby. And then it turns out the baby was really an alian. And its going to tell all the humans about the little green guy. So then all the babys unite to fight. And then the magically mutate together into a giant blob of baby. IT WAS THEE WEIRDEST THING EVER.Number two on the list of top 3 random things. So after I got done twitching about that, the movie started. Now, maybe I'm not the best person to go to a super hero movie with. Cuz super heros most usally have enemys. And The Spirits enemys name was Octopus. Yes, Octopus. So everytime they said Octopus, me and my friend started laughing. Extremely hard. Keeping in mind that this movie was pg13, I shall go on. The octopus and The Spirit were brothers, but not really. Spirit died, and the octopus brought him back to life. And then used the syrum that he used to bring the spirit back to life on himself. Even though he wasnt dead. So now theres this vase full of blood from some random greek god i cant remember the name of. And if you drink it you become immortal. So the octopus is after the vase. And the spirit wants to kill him. Im not sure why. So then the spirit meets the girl that was his girlfriend a million years ago, and shes all evil too. And her name is Sand. So then he gets beet up. And hes in the hospital. And hes asleep and hes sleep talking. He starts saying "pieces of sand...pieces of..OCTOPUS!!!!and then me and my friend laughed. So hard. My friend was laughing so hard he started crying. Yeah....So after he goes and tries to kill the octopus the octopus captures him and ties him to a chair. And the spirit flirts with the octopus's sideckick who is a woman. And then he almost gets killed by a belly dancer with knives while hes tied up, but then he flirts with her too. And then she loves him. And then the octopus comes and makes a speech. And the back round magically changes to hitler. IT WAS INCREDIBLY RANDOM. And then the spirit escapes and kills the octopus and la di da everyones happy. And the octopus's sidekick takes the octopus's severed finger and put it in her jacket. It was quite gross actuallly. So then the movie ended. So we went to the arcade and took pictures at the photo booth and ranted about how stupid the movie was. SO. I NO YOUR DYING TO NO THE TOP THREE MOST RANDOM THINGS.
In first place isss....
SALAD FINGERS. *shudder shudder* NEVER WATCHING THAT AGIAN.
In second is...INVADER ZIM
And third is....THE SPIRIT!!